Sheets 'n Shit

A much more amusing thing to call Linens 'n Things, a popular linens store.

"Where are you going to buy your comforter?" "I'm headed over to Sheets 'n Shit tomorrow"

by rossignol January 19, 2009

Sheets

Slang term for paper money.

'Joe still owes me twenty sheets.'

by Æsop February 6, 2006

sheet

instead of cussing, sheet is used in place of shit. Not used by gay/Asian people necessarily, used by people who perfer to get past censors or don't like plain out cussing.

Sheet, I lost the money again.

by pseudomon October 20, 2004

sheez

Sheez is a replacement for the word shit.

A family's dinner. The father accidentally lets a plate fall down.
Father: Oh sh... sheez!

by KsbjA January 12, 2008

Cookie Sheet

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.

Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.

by Omnipawn June 30, 2011

Sheet Clencher

One who clenches the sheets when taking it up the ass

Krystain is a sheet clencher

by Nickilous October 19, 2005

Sheeze

The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)

Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!

by phoenix21888 May 1, 2011