sheeze

To accidently "shit" when you "sneeze." See also: shart.

Rachel was just expecting to sneeze, but when she did, she sheezed.

by kayacw September 17, 2007

Sheeze

The act of sneezing so hard that you crap yourself

Etymology ( SHit + snEEZE)

Oh god! She just sheezed in the hot tub!

by phoenix21888 May 1, 2011

Sheeze

Sheeze: when you are constipated and a sneeze helps you shit.

I was really constipated but that sheeze solved that problem instantly.

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

Sheeze

When your really mad and don't want to swear

Sheeze I lost my phone

by Peppa pig March 31, 2017

sheeze

crack cocaine

"hey crackwhore, i've got an eightball of sheeze. i might share some if you suck my dick"

by saynotocrack November 2, 2003

sheeze

The disgusting yellow fluid that leaks from a dog's sheath, especially in the morning.

Oh gross! J-mo is getting sheeze all over the comforter!

by PKMousie July 5, 2016

Sheeze

(n.) Cheese made from human breast milk and vaginal yeast.

He made millions off his illicit sheeze trade.

by PixarSky June 29, 2020