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The kinky scale

A scale starting from vanila to like proper chains and whips shit. 1 -10...1 being just missionary...10 he needs a fucking leesh
Wow he’s about an 8 on the kinky scale
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He’s like 2 he’s into a few things but not much
by Iwanttofuckforaliving October 15, 2018
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The Enchilada Scale

The ultimate measurement for how attractive someone or something is, it is not just a measure of looks, but also of personally (if you put an enchilada in the microwave, the inside gets hot as well). It is a scale of 1-10 minutes with seconds as well, 3-4 minutes is average)
Hugh Jackman is a solid 8 on The Enchilada Scale. Donald Trump is a 15 second enchilada.
by Enchilada Man March 20, 2019
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caucasian grading scale

Contrary to the Asian Grading Scale, the Caucasian Grading Scale is more leniant.

A = Awesome. You're doing fantastic.
B = Beastly. You're doing great.
C = Cool. You're doing well.
D = Dandy. You're doing good.
F = Fine. You're doing okay.
Lisa: Oh, bro, I just got a B on that Biology final...I forgot to study!

Joanna: Hey, bro, whaddaya mean? Haven't you heard of the caucasian grading scale? That's beastly!
by Leesuhh November 2, 2009
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schlebbi

a schlebbi is a numskull who hasnt really done anything wrong but deserves a beating for it.
"what ya nicking me pen for ya 'schlebbi'"
by jonny veeza September 15, 2006
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dicktor scale

a scale used to rate the hotness of women. The scale ranges from 1 to 10. 1 being the lowest most fugly bitch ever seen and 10 being the hottest slut ever. The scale is not uniform and therefore can be used to fit everyone's individual life style. What you may think is a 10 may not be another individual's 10.
Jeff: "Hey JR, I just saw met the new chick at work... man, she is a 8.5 on the dicktor scale... I wanna fuck the shit out of that cum guzzling slut"
by Jerome Cocksmith aka JR August 24, 2009
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Scales

A wild bloke, whose mind is often consumed by mathematics or physics.
You know John? Since he started studying at harvard he's become a real Scales...
by Jacky Q August 14, 2010
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schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck
"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."
by sismit April 27, 2003
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