rap 

retards attempting poetry

guy 1:dude, you like rap?

guy 2:yea its gangsta, foo!

guy 1: WHAT A WIGGER!!

rap by Mike Jaworski September 16, 2008

RAP 

Type of music originally created by African Americans using rhymes.

RAP is an acrynom for Retards Attempting Poetry

Y'all like RAP misic, man?

RAP by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006

rap 

Rap is the flagship music for chavs. It is also common for Rap to include the words: "fuck" 80 times, "Bitch" 70 times, "Ho" 3000 times and "mother" 80 times (usually used in conjunction with the word fuck). In Broad terms rap is the shittiest music on the planet, and should be shat on by an elephant wearing a shaterizer, which makes elphants take a shit more.

A common rap song:

my bitches are the best,
they like to wank my chest,
and lick the poo,
off my shoe,
and puke it in a mess.

rap by Swipe13 November 22, 2006

rap 

The realest and most genuine form of music created; distinguishes the lifestyles and/or challenges one has experienced; the unique rhyme schemes and rhythmic bass line create an addiction to the listener desiring a more real musical experience; recited creatively in a gripping rhythm; often discriminated against by posers who don't care for reality.

Real people listen to rap.

rap by Music is love_xOx July 16, 2008

rap 

Poetry with a beat. Topics range from Street Life (the most prominent theme on the airwaves) to women/love, life in general and even to the strange and obscure such as Video Games (the obscure kind, not Halo and in case you're wondering, they were black rappers) and getting beat up at school ("Runnin").

Universally hated by people that never bothered to look into it's history or any songs beyond MTV.

Kinda pathetic really. I mean, 90% of the music on MTV or the radio is pathetic, why single out rap? Hey, the rock on there is just as bad. Do I judge the entire rock genre based on the bottom of the barrel? No, cause I'm not a stupid 13 year old. Most of the rock there is kids whining and cutting themselves, but I know the genre has some good to offer cause I BOTHERED TO CHECK OUT THE MUSIC BEFORE CRITICIZING IT. I listen to Pearl Jam as I write this.

Hey, every musical genre has it's garbage. I could name plenty of emo scene kids I see (on the internet, of course, we don't get many of those types of people around here) that are ruining your musical genre. Really, it's a grim future for ALL musical genres nowadays.

95% of the definitions here were written by people who think that rap started in the 90's and began with Dr. Dre.

They have also never heard of The Pharcyde or Del Tha Funkee Homosapien

rap by Ever January 9, 2008

Rap 

1.The downfall of music, and the direct cause of the destruction of the next generation.

2.A misspelling of "wrap" which is a delicious substitute for bread, and more portable as well.

examples:

1. 50 Cent: Dam Homiez, my new Rap CD is toppin da charts, thanx to all da yung crowd.

Any Decent Human Being: Shut the fuck up.

12 year old: omgz rap is who i am, im not just following everyone else by listening to it.

2. Bob: Wholy shit this turkey rap is amazing!!!

John: Did you just spell "wrap" wrong... verbally?

Bob: ... are you high? im speaking...


John: Yeah man im trippin!!...

Rap by Andy_Smith July 3, 2008

rap 

Dreck that is horrible and causes noise pollution. Go to New York or something, it's filled with pasty white kids who think theyre gangsta because they listen to people say 'nigger' every other second.

Note that it was good, but that ended around 1994.

Rap is drack that is horrible and causes noise pollution.

rap by Jesus Is My Savior August 23, 2008