the broken car paradox

The broken car paradox is a metaphor for how one hundred percent of relationships end with either a break up or someone dying which leads some so ask "Why even get into a relationship? " the same philosophical idea can be applied to buying a new car. "Why even buy a car if it'll one day fall apart and end up in a junk yard?"
It doesn't matter if I say yes or no to her because of the broken car paradox.
by New_edge2002 September 06, 2022
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Blinkered vision paradox

Someone who doesn't like unrealistic games and films unless they do.
He won't watch Godzilla because it lacks realism, but one of his favourite films is doctor strange. He's obviously got blinkered vision paradox
by Therealgeekatron June 15, 2019
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Mia Khalifa's Paradox

The quasi-scientific phenomena where brown (Muslim, Middle Eastern, South Asian/Asian Indian and occasionally Latina) girls without glasses look nothing alike/ extremely dissimilar yet the same brown girls when using glasses will look extremely similar/almost identical
"Yo bro, that indian girl with glasses in math class looks like mia Khalifa "
"No duh it's called Mia Khalifa's Paradox- brown girls with glasses look similiar to eachother and without glases look different "
by TheScientist420 February 24, 2023
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baby bear paradox

whenever a world, phrase or symbol describes itself perfectly baby bear just right
The name for the baby bear paradox is so baby bear (just right) in that it describes itself.
by Benwashere February 01, 2016
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the ACTUALLY HAPPENED youtube channel didn’t actually happen and the removal of it did actually happen but what did and what did not actually happen and was it all planned, setting you in a loop, thus the paradox
Some Person: wait the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel was removed and that actually happened. wait so did it actually happen?

other guy: yes, that did happen but it didn’t exist so it’s The ACTUALLY HAPPENED Paradox.

Some Person: ???
by JustMilk June 13, 2020
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space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox
by Raptor Jesus Christ December 08, 2009
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7 people paradox

When you want to play Squadron battles in War thunder but everyone says: "I'll join when we are 7 people"
Me: We are 5 people, where the fuck are the other 3 for the squadron battles?

Jake: Oh yeah, they said they would join when we are 7.
Me: Why don't they just join now?

Jake: Yeah well you see we aren't 7 yet..
Me: What's this now, the 7 people paradox?
by ChadVon July 17, 2021
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