Putting Cheese on a Cracker

A slang term for jizzing on a white person.

(Also known as "cheesing a cracker".)

"I was Putting Cheese on a Cracker when the cops came! Aww yeeaauuh!"

by BigRedRocket November 7, 2009

putting cyclops

The act of using ones penis as a putter during a round of golf.

That guy is putting cyclops.

by Who Are You 40 May 5, 2010

petting larceny

Stealing something from a person while kissing them

He was making out with this hot girl, then he found his wallet was gone.
That's petting larceny, man!

by Jon Osenada December 15, 2012

heavy petting

Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.

Kyle was heavy petting her last night.

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by Doesnt Matter July 3, 2003

soft petting

the fith stage of love right after rape.
Act of stroking the currently devastated subject

stages
1.love at first sight
2.stalking
3.restraining order
4.rape
5.soft petting

after the event she was soft petted by her assaulter

by freak38967 March 29, 2005

putting a hat on a hat

Trying too hard to make something obvious, typically comedic.

1: Sigma
2: What's sigma?
3: Sigma balls! Get it? Because sigma kind of sounds like "suck my"!
4: Yeah dude I got it, you're kind of putting a hat on a hat here.

by PlagueDoct0r July 29, 2018

Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005