beer bratting

When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.

"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."

by Desmond White December 1, 2009

beer goggles

When you become drunk enough to find someone you would normally find unattractive attractive enough to have sex with, you are said to be wearing beer goggles.

"Eww - you went home with her?"
"I was wearing beer goggles."

by the devil made me do it January 21, 2003

Beer ears

Similar to beer goggles but involves the hearing sense. Side effects include: thinking you sound really funny/witty, thinking that ridiculous idea is the best idea you have heard in a long time and you must do it immediately even if you can't stand up properly and thinking the person talking to you is a genius when in fact, they are not.

It seemed like a good idea last night, I must have had my beer ears on.

by Miska2011 November 24, 2011

Beer Fly

A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.

It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.

Often mistaken as a fruit fly

Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing

Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left

Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)

Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!

by FunkiestCoffee July 13, 2010

Pocket beer

A beer placed in a pocket for future drinkage. Created by Mike O'Leary while hiking through Baird's Creek, WI

We're going outside? Better grab a pocket beer!

by DildoBuyer April 5, 2016

Beer Bandits

The Beer Bandits are a group of extreme hard asses, whom instead of buying the beer in which they drink, they in fact steal it. Much easier, and now they can afford other important things, such as gum, and gasoline.

Timmy: Man those guys have so much beer! How do they get it all?
Jimmy: They are the Beer Bandits man, THE Beer Bandits
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by Freshtadef May 2, 2007

Beer Finger

When one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days. The pain, for the most part, usually can't be treated and it must be accepted with pride.

Doctor Robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.

by L0Lfest August 11, 2008