Willie Nelson

During the act of masturbation ejaculate in a gatorade bottle place a funnel in your anus and stand on your head as semen goes into your intestines then vomit the mixture up and use it for lubrication or as your next favorite salad dressing

Joe: Hey man im lookin for something real cheap for lube

Dylan: try a Willie Nelson Dude

by raging redneck 69 September 9, 2015

Full Nelson

gettin head while in a gay wrestlin position the new and improved 69

Kurt "the fag" Angle gave the Undertaker a full nelson while looking at Gary Coleman gay porn

by oterrio brown April 10, 2003

Nelson

A man with a huge nose,

on a different scale of size, would be used only if this nose was incredibly big.

(man walks past that has a ridiculously big nose)

You say: coor thats a Nelson and a half aint it
Your friend: indeed it is my friend indeed it is

by MR.SERIOUS May 7, 2009

Karl Nelson

the coolest, raddest man alive. has a hot booty. is not to be associated with austen conn

that blonde kid. who rocks hard.

by dirtysanchez December 13, 2004

Nelson

Small town in england well known for being the most boring place on the earth

god i hate living in nelson, theres nothing to do here

by Effyofthebates April 24, 2011

folmar nelson

sorta like a father nelson just on folmar's

i put ryan folmar in the folmar nelson

by jack March 15, 2005

Zac Nelson

a Zac nelson is a little 12 year old midget fucker that rapes little children, but only on saturday nights, if it was a monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday or a sunday he would have to fuck a donkey if he needs a bangarang

"Oh, he is such a Zac Nelson"

by Z.Nish3rmeo November 4, 2014