i might need security

A song by Chance the Rapper that goes hard and samples a Jamie Foxx bit.

bro did you hear I Might Need Security?
yeah chance went off that shit was fire

by eeee2324 May 22, 2019

we don't need the whistling james

Something you say to James when he starts whistling randomly because it hurts your undiagnosed tinnitus.

Paul: {to someone else} "Look at that weather, it's Jesus wet!"

James: {starts whistling Robin Hood}

Paul: "We don't need the whistling James, you cosmic cunt!"

by continual-insanity October 15, 2019

Why we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: we speak it
Math: calculator
Science: we have NASA
Music: Spotify
Drama: TikTok

P.E.: walking back-and-forth to the kitchen
Writing: just text
Reading: if you are reading this you obviously know how to read

And this is why we don’t need school

by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020

CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it

"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"

by im not so February 17, 2022

Here's what you need to know

This is one of the Legacy media's current buzz phrases circa 2022. It is usually part of the headline of a news story. It is meant to grab your attention with its imperative "YOU NEED TO KNOW". It is unclear what will happen if you don't know about the subject in question, however, the phrase compels the reader explore further.

Thinking about going outside today? Here's what you need to know.

by Dr. Zauis November 25, 2022

i just need to get through this week

this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.

friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days

friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week

friend 1: real af

by bester_remontada April 16, 2023

I need help right now

a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.

"I didnt mean to have sex with her honey!" God,I need help right now

by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008