Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches

“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”

by kellianhj October 10, 2019

Montez x4

Montez x4 was a gay stripper back in 2015 but then began to sell crack with 6ix9ine and sell percocets to 50 cent for money to support his family. His real name is Ahmad Mills and now turned into a hero on his new documentary called The One.

Dude Montez x4 is such a hero

by Nick Boid December 30, 2019

montez

gay 2 inch pepe also sucks pepe and has been gay for his whole life and will tend to absolutely suck at all games.

montez is not my boyfriend

by pepe sucker 300 April 8, 2020

Monte Vista High School

Home to the richest people in the san ramon, danville, and blackhawk area. POC are forced into being whitewashed and white people love to act ghetto. All students have their daddy's visa and drive around in expensive cars they got right when they turn 16. a lot of white boys look like they haven't even hit puberty. white boys think they can rap, but no one there has the sense to tell them to give up because their music is absolute garbage. students who attend monte vista own huge mansions and then pretend that they're middle class claiming that they "aren't rich" while they have 2 teslas parked in their driveway. They act as if their life is sooo difficult and then rendezvous at Rome in the summer. girls pretend they're alt indie kids and shop at thrift stores but then go home to their mansion afterwards. the girls are butt-ugly and the guys are the most disgusting looking things you'll ever see. Nobody has an ounce of respect and nobody seems to realize that after highschool they're gonna be hopeless burnouts who failed school and have nothing left to live for as their live at MVHS revolved around a boof ass rapping career, daddy and mommies money, fast cars, hype beast clothes, racism, cringe ass highschool relationships, boof drugs, and fake friends.

GUY #1: bruh did you hear backspace's new drop? he goes to monte vista high school!

GUY #2: yuh was straight garbage. the bitchboy can't rap.

GIRL #1: I'm such a quirky color customizer girl taking tik toks at a thrift store.
GIRL #2: Ava how are you going to pay for all the clothes you picked out?
GIRL# 1: I have my daddies card don't worry about it! *hits puff bar*
GIRL #2: That's monte vista high school girls for ya...

by Danvillian July 16, 2020

montok

Montok is a handsome man. He is a shy and funny person. He will make you feel like in a ‘party’ whenever and anywhere you are. He got a lot of talent that he will only share to his close friend.Lastly,he is a intelek anyway.

Calvin“Hey montok you look very handsome today”
Montok“cibin, cibin”

by Montok November 7, 2020

Monte Alto

Small little town known as the town that you miss if you blink. The legend has it that if you roll your window down and take a wif of the smell you might fall in love. Has the baddest bitches so don't mess around

Where's Monte Alto? Se come?

Remember when that girl from Monte Alto beat up everyone?

by EsaDee February 20, 2021