Midlothian

A town in Virginia near Richmond. Home to a vibrant Sousaphone community, Midlothian enjoys commerce from around the central Virginia area who come to see and play Sousaphones. Midlothian contains a wide range of wildlife, including deer, rabbit, fauna, and Marks and Harrison. Midlothian residents, mainly conservative, concern themselves with gun control, family values, and the reduction of terrorism in central-eastern Virginia.

Midlothian is located in the Piedmont geologic region of the state, and is made up of mainly a hilled, fertile land (it is somewhat of a plain.)

by Tinkerbell2006 October 20, 2007

military mom

A military mom is a mother who has married someone in the military forces or has a child that in military forces. Usually displays patriotism, has a "holier than thou" attitude, and contains a great disregard for anyone that is not part of military. Many military moms did not care about the wars or military until they found a boyfriend who is in military.

Also, they are commonly duped by military men into marrying for money and dumped shortly right after their deployment.

Jean decided to become a military mom by marrying her boyfriend of only 2 months since he was to be deployed to Afghanistan.

by maschinetheist October 20, 2010

Milktoast

A word used to describe a person (or anything else, really) which has little to no character.

Examples:

While many disagree, some people say that Jim Gaffigan’s stand-up comedy is fairly milktoast.

Since she doesn’t want to offend anyone, she is sooooo milktoast.

by Bich Phuc Dat May 11, 2019

Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019

militaretarded

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

by SCADLax October 26, 2012

military intervention

One military enforcement of a country/group choosing to be involved in another country/group's personal conflict, whether asked to, allowed to or not. It's like one country saying, "F**k that other country's way of doing things, that's straight-up injustice!", then sending their military enforcement into 'that said country of injustice' to attempt to fix the situation.

IRAQ: I'm gonna gas the thousands of my people, because they're mine and they don't get a say in government decisions.

US: Looks like someone needs some "military intervention" up their ass.

by EZSulten September 7, 2018

Militant Atheist

Often misunderstood, you will find that an Atheist is merely someone who does not believe in the existence of a deity or deities. The exact opposite of a theist.

Atheists can not be defined by any other terms. They do not follow any belief system or dogma. However, as in most cases in humans, people harboring similar ideas will share certain characteristics. Atheists typically abandon all things supernatural and rely on reason, rationality, evidence, and science as opposed to blind faith.

Militant Atheism is very much an oxymoron. For it is not used to define Atheists who take up arms to fight or kill believers in theism, but is actually used to define people who actively speak up about their ideas. In any other realm of discourse, it would be said that these people have a very strong opinion. But because it is not socially acceptable to criticize religion or religious beliefs, theists automatically turn on the defensive. At this point they find the need to label or demonize the opposition.

Whereas a fundamentalist or member of militant Islam would strike against the opposition with violence and tyranny, a "militant atheist" will fight the opposition with words and ideas.

by V4RI4BL3 March 6, 2007