Definitions by SCADLax

militaretarded 

People in the military that use their enlisted status to pick up

Boy: "So I'm an officer in the Navy."
Girl to other girl: "He is so militaretarded"

militaretarded by SCADLax October 26, 2012

dysexlic

Constantly confusing sex for love

Girl: " I love him!!!"
Friend: "Girl, you must be dysexlic. You just had sex with him last night."

dysexlic by SCADLax October 26, 2012