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Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!
Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!
Milotic by kphoenix314 April 30, 2011

Milogisofy 

A tragedy or misfortune that is often times ironic
"Hey dude, did you hear that Nick crashed his car into a brick wall?"
"That's such a milogisofy."
Milogisofy by NoodleJamz November 26, 2016

miloissotired

LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER. Milo deserves many hugs. He is the actual best moot ever /srs Milo deserves a raise for how comforting he is. Milo is the 2nd prettiest boy ever (sorry milo gnf has to be first 😔🤞) I LOVE YOU MILO <33
person1: WOAH IS THAT MILOISSOTIRED??

person2: WHERE??

person3: HE IS SO NICE :)
miloissotired by gnfsstickymilkjar October 11, 2021

Hiptosis Milosis 

Hiptosis Milosis

Hiptosis Milosis is a very rare disease to all the non support a creator code "KingRAGE" users. This can lead to not winning any games of fortnite, having bad luck, and a small PP. the only way to treat this disease is to be using code "KingRAGE"
I diagnose you with a rare disease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
(PLS EXCEPT)

Testiculas-mitotisome 

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.
"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"
Testiculas-mitotisome by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

Milokison 

Dina and Dana are milokison
Milokison by Sustagen March 21, 2021