Probably the sexiest pokemon in the world. Evolves from a shitty Feebas thats hard as anything to catch in the game. You can only evolve Feebas with 'Love' - whatever the fuck that is. But having a miltoic makes you a total bro. They're fucking dragons that live in the water!
Guy 1: Do you have a Milotic?!?!
Guy 2: No.. i just have Feebas
Guy 1: Love the shit out of that fucktard; Milotics are fucking epic!
LITERALLY THE BEST PERSON EVER. Milo deserves many hugs. He is the actual bestmoot ever /srs Milo deserves a raise for how comforting he is. Milo is the 2nd prettiest boy ever (sorry milo gnf has to be first 😔🤞) I LOVE YOU MILO <33
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I diagnose you with a raredisease of Hiptosis Milosis. I'm afraid you are now a BOT
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