A person whose sole basis of winning is dependent on their superior internet connection. Lacking any real skill in the game, simply relying on Ethernet connection to win.
Wow I can’t take Chauncey’s wall ever! He really is a ping merchant!
Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!
Wow Chauncey has no shot delay, another example of his ping mercantilism!
by get_got February 15, 2022
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Friend 1: Your quarterback sucks! He's only dishing out throws to the flats!
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.
Friend 2: Yeah, I hate to say it but he's a checkdown merchant.
by Brok With No C January 21, 2023
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by ICan’tFindAnyOtherUsernameSoYa January 6, 2021
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by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021
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by Gena Davis February 3, 2010
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Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!
Noah: OOOpahhh!
Liam: Well, yooo can bet that Tapinaldo probably put that lone goal home; the tap in merchant strikes again!
Noah: OOOpahhh!
by jimmy_was_a_stimulator September 14, 2021
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"Hey, did you see that new Hyundai? It's so elegant..."
"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."
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"Don't be fooled by that impostor, it's just mercedefied piece of shit."
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by jdml March 15, 2011
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