D-Mail

(n.) Abbreviation of 'drunk e-mail'.

An electronic message sent under the influence of excessive alcohol, usually regretted when sobriety returns.

<Holding head while staring at laptop screen> "Oh, no! I cannot believe I sent a d-mail to Emma last night declaring undying love."

by Beuys September 26, 2009

Royal Mail

When an unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an accomplice waits in the wings.

While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the open window.

They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."

I was trying to get directions when that asshole delivered the Royal Mail.

by Pseudocrotch November 1, 2009

Madilyn

Madilyn is the source of all your gayness, will turn you gay and will slay that coochie.

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Madilyn?
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm gay now

by Move I'm Gay December 28, 2019

REVERSE MAIL-ORDER

A 40-50something western-educated doctor/engineer/venture capitalist who marries...or arranges to marry an American white girl.He is usually Indian,Persian,or Arab and smitten with things Western.She's usually 30something,educated,sorta hot in that"polished babe" kinda way.

BANKER 1:"See Mahmoods' new bride? Rather attractive blonde.
Wonder what his family thinks."

BANKER 2:"REVERSE MAIL-ORDER.Wonder if she's been to dinner
yet."(mild chuckle)

by L.MARTIN October 27, 2005

White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom

Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

by Klinkhammer May 28, 2018

zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

by Ken Bergenham January 27, 2004

Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

My recycle bin is full of snail mail.

by SDLynn May 5, 2017