Lmao

Laughing my ass off or Laughing my arse off.

Used online only, or in speech by really cool kiddies

Boring Kiddie: I just killed my knee
Cool Kiddie: LMAO!
Boring Kiddie: What?
Cool Kiddie: Nothing... You wouldn't understand... *sighs*
-Walks away to class-

by XxKelzxX July 19, 2010

LMAO

LMAO is short for laugh my ass off

person: im confused
Alien: LMAO
Person: whats so funnie
Alien: oh nuffin

by mollie-jade ov gy January 3, 2008

lmao

only used on the inter net if you are scottish you say laughing my arse of! it is used if some thing is funnyer than lol

boy:kelly allen got stuck in a seat today!

girl: Lmao!!

by buzzinforlove November 4, 2009

lmao

this infamous internet expression can also stand for licking myself all over, as has been pointed out to me...

<insert emo lyric here> says: lmao
<insert other emo lyric here> says: EWWW!!! dont you know what that means?
<insert emo lyric here> says: yes i do...I'm trying 2 b feral! :)

by julz R. February 7, 2007

lmaoamepao

It is like lolamepao but instead of lol it has lmao. lmaoamepao means laugh my ass off and maybe even pee all over.

Jacqueline: Remember when Maddie fell down the staris at school?

Lauren: Yes! I was a total lmaoamepao moment!

by jaqmccomb June 25, 2008

LMAO

In some cultures, it is an insult to be called an ostrich.
So LMAO can also mean "Leave me alone ostrich".
I continually hear this from my South African friends.
Friends??? Wait a minute!!

LMAO!!
Stop texting me.
Erase my phone number from your contacts.

by Poky January 22, 2014

lmao

licking mum's anal openings

i have no money so my job is lmao

by frm_siren September 15, 2005