Tried To Eat The Joint

being so baked that you or your bro tries to eat the joint by accident.

You: ...I just tried to eat the joint man...
Bro: Ahahaha mannn... You are so cut off.

by Kappa San November 1, 2009

Smoke a joint

Get high and turn into the sun then be reincarnated as the moon and crash into eatth

Imma smoke a joint

by Yourmotherishomosexuality November 17, 2020

joint slay

when two queens exchange a look and nod saying nothing and each proceeds in due course to hit the others successive king on the sly. queen will normally check a bitch who tries to harm her man but, sometimes the kings cross a line and there is disrespect. a queen must remain loyal. but never disrespect her. keep it up and you will result in full scale thermonuclear war with many queens in the board. this bad situation can be easily avoiding by stop giving hoes her jewelry while the queens get your table scraps

queen1: uno
queen2: naw pick 4 and uno (wins)
later both Kings get justifiably hit from out of nowhere
queen 3: I love uno, next game I’m in
later all Kings are at war while queens sip tea
Awake people: joint slay

by williet hughnot September 2, 2020

smegma joint

After a woman/girl wipes after peeing or pooping with toilet paper...a little piece of t.p. is left behind either in the labia or on the floor and has the distinct look of a joint and is mixed with smegma. Sometimes found in your underwear. smegma shmegma

I was waxing this ho and there was a smegma joint in her labia. I almost gagged.

by Smegma whisperer October 18, 2008

joint

jail or penitentiary

"Hey don't mess with him. He just did a nickel's worth in the joint."

by jako September 14, 2003

spic joint

A spic joint is a derogatory term for a messy house, since most spanish people, or (spics), have dirty, messy, roach infested, mold breeding houses.

Father: Hey look at this mess! Clean this shit up, this aint a spic joint.

Son: Ok dad, chill!

Father: Dont be give an attitude boy! You wanna live like a nigger go live with your mother.

by black nigger whore July 30, 2010

joined at the crotch

Similar to joined at the hip, but the people are fucking like bunnies. Usually characterized by 'coincidentally' visiting the toilet simultaneously in social situations.

Friend A: Hey, where did John and Claire go?
Friend B: Oh, toilet, they're joined at the crotch.

by MyFootHurts November 8, 2010