Immovial

The state of unwavering omnipresent consciousness.

Throughout his time alive, only he was immovial.

by Lazyrnth Bureau of Things May 13, 2025

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Nathaniel Immorales

Da infamous former youth-pastor of Covenant Life Church who received a 40-year sentence for molesting minors.

With scandalous perverted hypocrites like Nathaniel Immorales behind da pulpit, it''s little wonder dat so few people trust da church anymore.

by QuacksO September 9, 2019

Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.

"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"

by texan definitons January 2, 2020

Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

The Immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.

Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby

by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021