horny text

When you are really horny and u say anything to a girl for her to send pics but end up regretting what you said to her. (kinda like drunk text).

I horny texted Amanda and now we are dating, all i wanted was pics from her. What should i do?

by will7.7 January 18, 2016

Horny Definition

A Horny Definition consists that of someone's name and always appreciating how much of a beautiful name or what kind of a person someone is judging by their name. You will see an amount of horniness when you look up a name here in Urban Dictionary. Names such as Nathan or even Lucy will have a great appreciation of how beautiful they can be or what an amazing person they are when it could be completely the opposite and totally half assed.

Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?

Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.

by Cemorolen February 29, 2020

horny

me fuck me you sexy beast pleeasse i have been neglected choke me plz

i'm fucking horny dude

by idktoilet January 26, 2021

Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.

I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.

by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009

Horny

Wanting sex
In girls: your vagina gets so wet and it might throb
In guys: your penis gets hard and sticks out

I was sitting in class, eyeing my tracher. He looked AMAZING. He was about 24 years old and I was 21 in college. I made myself get detention just to be with him. I was so horny, my pussy was throbbing and I had to sit it the back to finger myself. He saw me. He started stripping and told me to do the same. The dick ended up in my house and then it was rubbing my clit. It felt so god. I started to orgasm and he did too. I needed something more. Then, I invited him over and my vibratory felt amazing!! My friend came over and then she saw us and joined in. I had a two sided vibrating dildo, so Mr. Greenes used it on us and licked our tits and wet, wet , wet pussys. He went home but my friend and I chose to continue with the dildo. We fell asleep and everyday, we would get detention and would do it again. I now have 5 kids and she has 6. We are the best threesome ever.

by Bjb Bjb Bjb December 5, 2017

Horny

When you need some now. Settled by masterbating or sex

One day this hot girl texted her crush as a truth or dare prank at a sleepover saying "I'm so wet and horny" he didn't get the text for a whole day. The girls friends left by then. Her crush was over in an instent as soon as he read the text. The door rang and there he was. In his boxers. "hey sexy. Can I fix that problom of yours" she nodded. Then led him to her parents bed. Parents were out for a week. He layed her down. And kissed her. The girl quickly unbuttoned her shirt showing that she was wearing a lacy bra double d cups. The guy uncliped her bra "let's she those babe" and she slides down his boxers reveling his 9" cock And then she removes her skirt. And he starts kissing faster with more tounge. He removes her thong. And kisses her dripping wet pussy just making her more horny. And she makes it easier by placeing her legs over his shoulders and knocking him down so he has no choice but to eat her out. Then to return the pleasure she gets up and has him stand. Kneels down and gives him the best BJ the guy ever had. He sucked on his dick so much he almost cummed but resisted. "Im gunna cum let me in" she lays him back down. And she jumps on him. "ur welcome to come on in" he smiles and rolls her under him. Then puts his cock in her really slowly. He wanted to pleasure her so much. The slowness was so tormenting to her. She wanted him to go faster. But she waited. He slowly penetrated her. In and out in and out. "I CANT TAKE IT NO MORE.YOUR TO GOOD AT THIS. GO FASTER. FASTER." as she said that he smirked and did as he was told. Faster and faster. She hit an organism and screamed. "AHHHHH OH GOSH. KEEP GOING" he cummed and so did she. And she hit another organism when he found her g-spot and played around with it with his dick. He leaned up toward her boobs and sucked them. By then she was still dripping wet. She masterbated in front of him. Giving herself an organism. Which only made the guy more horny and was super stiff again. So he fucked her even more. She had once more another organism and the guy said "damn it's so easy to please you. How many more are you gunna have" "you tell me" she said the rolled over so she was on top and rode his stick. After a few more hours of fucking the guys dick fell back down. And they got dressed desiding to do it again tommorrow. This time they called you. You and the guy and girl had a threesum together

If your a girl-the guy took turns fucking you and the other girl. And you lay in a triangle. You gave the guy a blow job and the guy ate the girl out and the girl ate you out. You hit an organism and screamed. And you sucked the guys dick so much you almost chocked on his sperm and his dick halfway down your throat. The girl licked all over your bright pink pussy. She played around with it a lot. Then it felt like she was fucking you cuz she shoved her tounge up your hole sticking it in and out as fast as she could

If your a guy- you take turns fucking the girl with the guy. Then you lay in a triangle postion and the girl gives you a blow job while you give the guy a blow job and the guy eats the girl out. She suck his dick so well he cums. And you love the taste. And you cum from the girl suck your dick for the past hour. By the time you all are done the girls parents bed is covered in cum.

Both(read your gender first): after almost a whole day of fucking everyone get dressed and leaves. And you fuck them every day till her parents come home. Then you fuck everyday at your house

by Everything you'll ever need August 3, 2009

College Horny

Wanting to bang anything cute between the ages of 18-24.

Curtis was so college horny last night he thought I was college drunk enough to do him.

by hpants February 26, 2010