Definitions by hpants

College Horny 

Wanting to bang anything cute between the ages of 18-24.

Curtis was so college horny last night he thought I was college drunk enough to do him.

College Horny by hpants February 26, 2010

College Drunk 

Not drunk enough to black out but still pretty oblivious to one's surroundings.

Jenny was college drunk last night. She didn't even realize her boob fell out of her shirt or that Curtis was college horny enough to think it was sexy.

College Drunk by hpants February 26, 2010