Heather Johnson

A heather johnson generally loves long walks in the park, boys who are above 5 foot 7, and makes awesome almond cookies. She does not like it when her friends moan in her car (accidentally) or when her roommate talks in a baby voice to her boyfriend. She does like playing civil war, and pretty much kicks major ass at it (so don't even play, nigga'.) Heather's a highly dangerous, and should never be approached from behind. Ever. Naw'mean? A heather johnson has a best friend who talks about queefing, and that's all you should know. Oh, and she finds super cute cats at k-mart.

I am Heather Johnson. I don't date faggot ass midgets.

by thecoolestmofoeva November 30, 2010

Heather

An awesome girl who plays trombone and is really funny and sweet. She loves small asians. She is gorgeous and laughs at mostly anything. She gets good grades but doesn't try and is the best dancer around. Heather is one of the most fun, beautiful, and awesomest girls you will ever meet.

"Did you see that awesome chick?"
"Yeah, She was such a Heather!"

by immabo$$ December 29, 2011

Heather Ace

The Heather who comes up with all of the ideas to test on Heather Deuce...

That wasn't cool when Heather Ace told Heather Deuce to put a penny in the light socket... or to hold on to the jump rope, "You won't get hurt..."

by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005

Heteroflexible

A person who identifies as heterosexual except when they have thier mouth on the genitailia of a member of the same sex.

His true sexual attraction is to women but on occasion, when he finds a cock in his mouth, he's heteroflexible.

by Ms. Natasja August 7, 2003

heteroflexible

someone who does not consider themselves bisexual because they do not date people of both sexes but still thinks people from both sexes are attractive and may or may not engage in sexual activities with said person

jane:i made out with that chick in bio last night

hannah:whoa i didnt know you were bi

jane: im not im heteroflexible

by anotherboredchickonline November 21, 2009

Heathering

The process of deepthroating a large dick. Fitting a large dick into one's mouth

Look at this girl she is heathering a nine inch cock.

by Mister XXX February 26, 2004

hetero

something/someone to be avoided, chastised, criticized, and/or mocked.

tv is so hetero these days, it's completely worthless.

by thatkid March 29, 2005