by Seth pubes May 19, 2021

by Teepeetree November 15, 2017

A medical euphemism for having an inanimate object stuck up your butt for which surgical intervention is required.
ED doctor: I have a "Gary tiptoe" for you.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
Admitting doctor: What has he got?
ED Doctor: His Gary tiptoe is an old Nokia brick phone set to vibrate.
by Champion du peuple. May 25, 2016

by Tamashii Gari September 1, 2016

The main character. The dude you strive to be. If you with a Gary shmister you know it’s going to be a good night. He is the god amongst the NPCs.
Guy- dude last night was a movie!
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.
Guy2- I know I’m so glad we met Gary Shmister he was getting it done.
by Niko the racist May 28, 2021

He is the most beautiful man in the world. One look at him and you instantly fall in love. His beauty is matched by his amazing personality. He is kind, caring, sweet, and hilarious. He has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back. He is fearless, but tender. He is always the life of the party and a blast to be around. Even though he has faults, he is perfect. Gary Brandon, you rock AND roll.
by Km$ney June 6, 2018

by Kurbyking September 1, 2021
