Foof

When you get the shit blown out of you with a shotgun, or shotgun-like firearm.

-"Did you see that guy get foofed"?
-"Yeah, his head was 30 feet away from his body."

by Closet Foofer I October 19, 2008

foofala

The stupid stuff we see in stores and even though we have no use or need for it; it ends up in your living space. Sometimes foofala is needed to rigamate.

Foofala is all that stuff in the dollar store that breaks as soon as you get home. It also can be bobble-heads anything, frosted beer mugs, brackets and wheels for we don't know yet but we might need them one day.

by rigamator girl March 10, 2009

Foobergog

A complete idiot. Someone that has no idea who the president is, or thinks Country is the best music in the world.

Guy:You know that guy over there? He's a complete foobergog.

Guy2:I know! He's so stupid.

by Poop in a carton March 14, 2009

Foof

Large amounts of curly, thick hair upon one's head. A Foof is often curly hair combed out so that it looks frizzy and puffy. A foof is a combination of a fluff and a poof aka a foof!

"Look at that girls hair! It looks like she just got electrocuted!"
"What a foof!"

by MJMcE July 20, 2009

Fooflesnort

The act of love in a "bromance"

Darrell and Dave went out to fooflesnort in celebration of his acceptance to nursing school.

by darod March 27, 2010

Foof

(phooph) noun, (phooph-ee) adj- an unpleasantly overpowering floral or sweet smell often associated with old ladies and their houses.

When the old lady who lives next door opens her windows, I can smell the foof from here.

by Molls92 September 11, 2010

foffernoggen

A place hundreds of years ago that if they were in peril they would scream WHAT THE FOFFERNOGGEN! Also used as a replacement for f**k.

Crazy Bitch: -poke poke poke- HIIIIIIIIIIII want some cheese puffs? They're gooooooooooooooood.
Me: What the foffernoggen?!

by Jessica/Colette October 30, 2010