Fat Finger Disease

When you interface with any kind of computer that requires manual input (whether by keyboard, or a touchscreen) there is the chance for making a mistake. Such mistakes are playfully called "Fat Finger Disease".

when using a touchscreen device, sometimes your finger makes a wrong choice; people who do so have Fat Finger Disease.

by Gene Bob October 23, 2004

finger virgin

A girl who has not even had a finger in her vagina, so she is a virgin to fingers.

Suzy was a finger virgin until last night on our date. It was tight and there was blood on my fingers afterward, but she isn't a finger virgin anymore.

by BRD October 24, 2004

Finger

When you shove 1 or more fingers into a girl's pussy. I'm a girl and trust me when I have no one to fuck I can't just finger my self it always feels so good. I'm going it right now. ;)

I finger myself daily cause I'm horny!

by ;) fuck me later February 9, 2020

finger

Touching inside her pussy. Try thinking "i want to make her cum over here" motion... She will start breathing harder. she'll be wet and horny after: ready for you to enter her. To get her to orgasm quicker, use the palm job technique... The palm gets her clit.

female: babe, i want you to finger me.
Male: later
female: i wont have sex with you if you don't finger me right now XD
Male: you bitch. cum here.

friend: after he fingered you, did you orgasm?
her: no. he didn't do the palm job technique.
friend. he didn't? why the hell not??!

1. You deserve a reward for giving me such a great blow job in the car... i'll finger you when we get home.
2. ooo, your not wet...let me fix that babe: with my finger.
3. don't hurt your tongue babe, just finger me and use the palm job method.
4: your pussy likes that finger.. lets see how the pussy likes this big dick in her.

by hateporn September 13, 2013

one finger salute

give the middle finger to some...

yeah dude you can take that one finger salute and stink it in your dumper bitch

by matches April 25, 2003

finders keepers

derived from an old children's adage "finders keepers, losers weepers",which basically asserts that anything found or discovered by someone automatically entitles them to ownership of that property.

"so that bag of money that fell off the armored car onto your front lawn...you gonna return it to the bank?"

"nope. finders keepers....so see you in Mexico!"

by polo November 29, 2004

Chinese Finger Trap

Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.

After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020