Dick induced amnesia

When someone forgets all of the bad things an ex or current lover has done just because they're getting the D

She's got a bad case of dick induced amnesia. Didn't even remember that he left her for dead.

by Lop lop April 30, 2022

Dick Incubator

When someone loves The-D in, and around, their butt area.

So much so, that they countinually nestle right up into the other's crotchal area hoping to swallow as much peen with their enveloping butt checks/rectum as possible.

Tim is such a Dick Incubator, he loves sitting on The-D so much you'd think it was gonna hatch.

by SweetGravy October 18, 2014

dick ingram

An old-fashioned, traditional, dry handjob.

The lotion bottle was empty so she gave me a dick ingram.
Man that dick ingram left me with burns!
All I want to do is rail this broad but she won't give me anything other than dick ingrams.
Dick ingrams are so lame!

by Bart the Shart March 20, 2013

Dick-inputtable

Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.

Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!

Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 2, 2018

dick-inputtable

Someone / something into whom / which you would potentially agree to put your penis.

"Hey, have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!"

"The Crème brûlée at that new French restaurant is perfectly dick-inputtable."

by Bustin_your_balls_69 February 9, 2018

dick inside of a

I meant duck oops

Thing 1: Man look at that Dick inside of a pool
Thing 2: its so cute <3

by Hwlfilhe October 30, 2021

dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.

Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!

by ssvbxx January 20, 2023