crump

when you poop while gettin fucked in the ass and shit everywhere

i know this girl who just got crumped on the pool table

by bigdick2345242 November 17, 2007

Crump

the safe version of mosh

i like crumping cause its safe and gay

by cheeses October 9, 2008

Crumping

Crumping is a conjunction of the words: crusty and humping

John and Mary were found crumping in the corner.

by MaChar October 11, 2013

Crump

Circular savoury bread snack 7.5 metres in diameter. As they are too large to fit in most toasters or be eaten in one sitting, the scaled down 'crumpet' is far more popular today.

Since the divorce Christmas dinner has meant munching 2 buttered crumpets in solitude. I miss the years that me and the family would share a full sized crump.

by Sgidgwintinliser September 21, 2009

Crumping

To dance in a krump-like manner over bubble wrap while pimp slapping your Slore (Slut -Whore)

Hey yo dawg, I was crumping all over your girl last night. Pop pop.

by E-Tay March 18, 2008

crumpage

when a man sits down and the trouser material around his groin bunches up to make like a front wedgie

"Aww shit dude i got major crumpage going on"

by Sam Anthony Rogers May 10, 2008

Crumply

and old, grumpy and crabby woman that won't get off your case about anything...who also needs to get laid asap! most likely has a sandy vagina LOL

She's such a crumply bitch.

by torosgirl January 5, 2009