Comment Hater

A person on any video-sharing platform who looks for random/sad comments and hates/jokes on them for no reason.

Person 1: This video reminds me of my cat which just died.
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!

by GMDsomedude July 14, 2022

drive-by comments

To post 3 or more comments on someone's blog, myspace/facebook page in one day.

"She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"

"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"

by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008

Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023

Instagram comment section

That place where being racism, sexism and facism are glorified.

Person: by a scale of a to z how racist are you
Instagram comment section : N

by SLgca January 2, 2024

On-handed comment

The opposite of an off-handed comment

Hello, i am usuing an on-handed comment

by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025

Comment War

A massive argument in the comment section.

Comment wars are usually started by trolls or people who can't respect different opinions.

by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021

comment crashed

when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.

James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.

Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people

Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people

by isherwood December 1, 2010