Pussy Coma

A sudden yet usually short term condition when a man gets a woman, starts living with her immediately, then abandons all friends and old realities for weeks at a time to spend all time and energy with his woman. Symptoms include not paying rent at the old place, not responding to phone contacts, going off the grid, and true douchebaggary.

Ronny started dating a bartender getting pussy and drinks for free then went into a pussy coma. Doesn't answer his phone, doesn't sleep in his room, stopped paying rent - turned into a real ducheburger.

by Three Fingers March 10, 2021

comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

meat coma

post-coital slumber

After only two minutes with Mr.Chan, Jenny went into a meat coma.

by fireworks March 21, 2012

comancho

to be the opposite of cool or popular

sally is such a comancho beacause shes in chess club

by jessica tasdfghjk July 2, 2008

valley comando

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Cornhole Comando

A person who will pound someones ass at the drop of a dime if the opportunity presents it's self.

Rob got tim drunk last night, and went cornhole comando on him after he passed out.

by Jonch1234 October 8, 2008

Sex Coma

A trance like state entered during sex where you loose total control of your actions

I was in a sex coma when i slapped you

by Notyourbabiesdaddy November 18, 2010