Colonel Dubaku

The black man from the TV show 24. He was rudely killed by a white person where he proceeded to have an epileptic seizure of epic proportions. This fool tripped out on acid right before and during the episode was like "Whoahhh!!!!! Who the snap are you?!" even when he was being strangled. His most famous line is "Damn, too many pussies to do!". The actor playing Colonel Dubaku was caught on the set smoking weed, which when approached by fellow actors he stated "You want some...? You can't be cops... you ain't a cop right? damn fuck it heres some bud... oh shit man that hairy ass fool Granleese is gonna get me." He was mainly abused during the show of 24 with all the characters repeatedly making tell "
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma".

Damn Colonel Dubaku where the shit is the fucking bud?! I ordered it hours ago! Don't be a fucking granleese.

Fuck Colonel Dubaku you look like shit! While everybody has the right to be ugly, YOU ABUSED THAT RIGHT!

by Dr. Ee-L Nar G. January 19, 2010

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colonelphobia

The rational fear that Colonel Sanders is always watching you, ready to end you with his double-barreled shotgun if you insult KFC or him in any way.

"Dude, I got such colonelphobia when I told mother that I didn't want the crappy biscuit that came with my three-piece, so I immediately looked around and apologized out loud."

by KalKennedy April 8, 2010

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Colint

Colinting is a process where one warms half of the body with warm air, and the other half with cold air. It is an odd feeling, and is hard to explain. you feel cold but yet you are warm. It's really a great thing that people should try.

Joe colinted last night and it's an experience he won't forget

by Colin77 May 11, 2011

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Colin

Colin is the cutest most sweetest guy ever. It takes him a while to make up his mind but when he finally does he is so determined to go after what he is thriving towards. He can be quite lazy but his dark hair and beautiful brown eyes make up for it. He will make you feel like no other and he loves his family (maybe his brother a little less) and he never forgets the people he loves. Being in a relationship with a Colin can make you feel like you are on top of the world and nothing else matters. He always knows how tho make you laugh even when you are not up to. If you ever get yourself a Colin never let him go, he will love you with all his heart and he is like no other.

"Colin is way better than anyone else...love ya"

by @bbygirl December 10, 2018

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