Penis Sucking Chode Monster

A giant green monster that spends most of its days laying underneath the beds of little boys only to emerge at night while they sleep to do the dirty work.

Jose was sparred by the Penis Sucking Chode Monster under his bed because his nasty uncircumcised johnson was too disgusting, even for the filthy beast.

by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011

Chode

I don't know where most of you got your fucking definitions for this word, but the Chode has nothing to do with a short or fat penis. It is a synonym of "taint" and "gooch". It is the area between your sac and your asshole. Why would you create a definition for something that doesn't exist, you morons?

"Last night, you mom tongued my chode."

by Zaq November 30, 2004

chode-goblin

An insult refering to someone who is short and ugly and perhaps smelly and/or annoying.

Ugh Mikey is such a chode-goblin.

Stop stalking me, you chode-goblin.

by MorgueAnn February 19, 2007

chode chuggler

one who chugs on chodes; a douchebag, cock sucker, queer, faggot

Man, Dave's the biggest douchebag I know! He's such a chode chuggler.

by Jance McBrittle October 4, 2008

Master Chode

Urban legend of a male with short and stocky penis, tends to be found in mostly short african-american males that are hipsters or call themselves pretty-boys hoping people will not find out the truth of their small penis.

Beware whenever you confront a individual like this about their small penis they tend to have their chodes explode in a raging fashion. To avoid this predicament address them by the name Master/Lord Chode

Guy 1-"Hey I think that Griffith kid has a small penis!"

Guy 2" Didnt you know? He is the Master Chode! "

by TheChodeExposer May 22, 2011

chode muncher

someone who munches on chodes

u dirty little chode muncher

by jason April 12, 2004

chode eating chimaera

n. The chode eating chimaera is one of many mythological monsters that you may or may not have heard of, but it's only real mythological beast that has been proven to exist. The chode eating chimaera can be found in many people today, and is passed down through heredity. The chode eating chimaera resides in the thyroid glands. It (as you probably guessed) feats on chodes.
The chode eating chimaera also has tentacles that latch onto the spine of the host and uses them to gain control over the host's brain. The chode eating chimaera is an evil monster indeed. They can be found wide across the internet.
In order to kill a chode eating chimaera you have to cut off the head of the host.

"Shut up you chode eating chimaera."

"Silly Mike, I know that's just the chode eating chimaera speaking."

by Zacharoth September 20, 2006