Chip Reaves

Global CEO of Computer Troublshooters, the largest computer repair franchise in the world. Chip is very involved in his church, his local community, and the global community as well. He is also not sick today, as he really should be going to the beach.

Man, last week, Chip Reaves told me to go fix a computer in Uraguay. Where´s Uraguay?

by memorextdclassic May 23, 2009

chip moment

a moment where a person goes off on a tangent, like saying potato chips are essential for animals rights.

Bridget: "And so that's why Abel is so confused."
Wesley: "Why is he so confused?"
Bridget: "Because of like, everything."
Wesley: "I think your having a chip moment."

by rubberbutt November 12, 2009

chip momma

someone who likes chip munks and is the momma to your girlfriend.

i love you chip momma - jay-z.

by hgjfsdsdjgfsdj April 9, 2010

Chip shovel

A big chip used to shovel up the crumbs.

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"

mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"

by google blowz July 25, 2010

chip digger

a word you could call your friend who likes to eat some of your chips.....you know.the one who will say,"hey man can i have a CHIP", and they will casually reach into the deepest part of your bag and come out with a huge handful of chips.
leaving you with half a bag of chips until the next time they ask.

chip digger,mooch,hog,fat kid,jerk,best friend

by Rocco.P June 10, 2011

Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.

Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.

by jaybollman December 8, 2011

chip rape

Chip Raping is where you shove chips down your friends cleavage.

I just chip raped my friend, she looked like she was wanking when she was trying to get the chips out.

Lets chip rape her, she has heaps of cleavage so it shud be easy

by Spazninja July 5, 2011