Cockle Snacker

One whom does not often perform fellatious acts with strangers; although, when peckish, snacks cockles as madmen devour sandwiches.
A snacker will usually resemble a wild hog. It is not unusual for them to become altogether bestial in search of their chosen snack.

When the moon is full, and the freaks are at whims, one is always bound to encounter a ferocious cockle snacker in alleys, parks, and wooded glens offering seclusion from the prying eye of those whom are not of snacking taste.

by Fool On A Stool May 26, 2024

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Cockleballs

When you shave your nutsack and the hair starts to grow back and is as prickly as a cocklebur

Trav Brown shaved his nuts for a vasectomy and now has cockleballs

by Travbrown February 15, 2024

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cockerleeky

My Northern-English parents would call us kids "cocker". And when they would feel funny they'd call us "cockerleeky". Just recently found out that 'cock-a-leekie' is some sort of posh soup dish. That must be where it came from.

"Right, time for you to get in the shower, cockerleeky."

by smee'old February 25, 2024

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cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024

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