Four
men who makes utterly horrendous noise from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Brokencyde (noun): a shrill, excruciating, high-pitched sound, often confused with the sound of two cats fucking. It
will make the deaf cry, babies want to crawl back inside their mothers, it
will turn men into serial killers, and often puts chills down your spine. At first all you can do is laugh, but after 30 seconds you often find yourself with a face of such horror that you
will literally run away screaming to the kitchen where you
will tear out your eyes, ears and throat with a salad fork and pour acid down your throat to help 'take away the pain'.
Jim:
Hi mike
Mike: Hey Jim how's it goin'?
Jim: Not good, could you come over later and help me pour
hot boiling acid down my throat and face?
Mike: WHY?!!??!?!!?!
Jim: I was forced to listen to Brokencyde
Mike: Oh..No problem, want to just do it now?