boner pants

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.

Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.

by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

boner snap

The act of snapping one's boner.

John was in shower and was thinking of girls sweatpants. He fell and broke his boner, the doctor said it was a classic boner snap.

by Brandon Anthony Murphy May 18, 2008

hello-boner

What occurs when you come home and your dog is so happy to see you he pops a chubby.

"Oh gross, Odin has a hello-boner!"

by confusinomitron September 23, 2008

Boner

A hardening of the penis when secually aroused, if this occurs u must stick it in a vagina until it sneezes out milk

My boner hurts.

by Hortonhearskeem February 28, 2017

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

Boner Booster

A quality or situation that makes your boner harder then it was before

"I saw this girl, she was so hot, and then i noticed she had a belly button piercing. What a boner booster"

"This beautifull girl walked towards me, she was so hot. Then i heard her voice, what a boner booster."

by keyboarddancer July 10, 2015

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010