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benjamin william 

a basic guy with two basic first names. he likes to go by "ben" because he doesn't like benjamin. he is outgoing, smart, obsessed with popcorn, and is way to confident. he has probably dated only one or two girls and loves to present speeches and is very positive. he is probably an overachiever in school. he is also very polite and mannered. he is friends with many different people and is a good person, although he can be NERDY.
benjamin william is going on a star wars marathon tonight, do not bother him.
did you hear that benjamin william got a 95% in his math course this semester? he is such an overachiever.
benjamin william by Ahoho February 19, 2020

Benjamin Franklin 

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger
I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support
Benjamin Franklin by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

benjamin slap 

When one is hit in the face with a large fish
Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap
benjamin slap by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008

Benjamin Franklin 

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100
Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"

Benjamin Swegle 

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
Benjamin Swegle by precisionpcx January 1, 2012

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.
I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.
Benjamin River by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017