Squad Before God

Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.

Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist

by Bossachino AKA Carlos Sanchez March 8, 2016

An After n' Before Guy

someone who jacks off when they get home right after school and right before they go to bed at night.

yo i'm gonna try not to jerk off for 3 days. I bet u can't do that!" "Alex: you're right, I'm more of an after n' before guy

by Alexx93 June 18, 2010

Bros Before Hoes

Used by men who feel threatened at the fact that their friend got a life and a girl. Anyone who actually does utter the phrase "Bros before Hoes" has never actually been with a chick. Anyone who has been with a chick would invariably prefer to have sex with a girl as opposed to playing Halo with their smelly friends and talking about boobs.

Friend without chick: Yo, come play Halo with me and the guys on friday.
Me: Sorry dude, I got a date with the lady.
Friend: Dude, bros before hoes!
Me: Fuck you I'm getting pussy, asshole.

by Erik McClurg April 15, 2006

before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004

Before Christmas

A way to give a release date without actually giving the release date. This comes from the Iron Will Games developer staff, who are notorious for saying 'before christmas' when asked when updates/expansions are going to come out.

Before Christmas does not necisarrily mean the one coming up.

Player: So... when is the next expansion coming out?
DEV: Before christmas...
Player: Lame...

by Unit7 May 2, 2009

before thought

It's that you knew something before it happened.

Before thought - You thought of a style of shoes then you seen them in the mall.

by recool August 14, 2011

Before you start...

A term that you say when you did something that will piss someone off.
Said to the person who it will piss off to stop them from talking so you can explain.

Me- (I just crashed my car) shit, now what am I supposed to do.
Owner of car- What the Hell?
Me- Before you start...
Owner of car- the Hell did you do to my car?
Me- let me explain Damnit

by CJM80 January 11, 2015