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Brock

An irreversibly greatly flawed discard thrown away from the creator accidentally becomes alive.
Biologically entitled to be a man yet is in literature an object/tool/muff douche/muff cabbage.
Its immediate presence redefines 2 distinctive human nature into 3: good and evil... and retarded.
Constantly pisses anyone with functional CAHONE off, to no end, by claiming it's a man.

Physically resembles Goofie up to 90 %, with "exceptionally large feet" quoted by Goofie though.
It also differs from Goofie by the following facts:
- Goffie doesn't go around to tell peeps he makes $23/hour (actually $22 after rounding),
- Goofie doesn't repeatedly claims he has a New York City down there and,
- Goofie doesn't stress about how often he gets numbers from horny phat people.
- Not scientifically proven but it is well believed that it can fly with Dumbo in the rainbowy sky with its feet in paddling motion.

Mentally resembles a princess.
-Her royal highness gets mental vortex when a open driveway spot is taken.
-Her royal highness gets mental catastrophe when people say they believe in common sense.
-Her royal highness weeps in relatively high pitch when one tells her not to slam the door.
-Her royal highness gets a major migrant, ironically, when one tells her to relax.
-The migrant suddenly disappears when a phat person comes over and gives her a phone number.
A: "I think it is important to have some common sense..."
B: "Dude, there is no such a thing as a common sense, my boss told me that"
A: "...you must be Brock."
by flyingfatcat November 17, 2013
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Barack Obama

A kickass president who deserved a third term.
I wish Barack Obama was our president again. :(
by Dubiks November 25, 2018
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The Brock

Unlike the Urban Dictionary's definition for 'Brock', The Brock is a male who is extremely unattractive, athletic, slowly balding, and tends to make people laugh. not the brightest, but worth getting to know.

He tends to throw his money around on entire bottles of alcohol at nightblubs, is known to wear pink Lacoste polo shirts, blue jeans, white belts with matching white shoes.

It is important to note that The Brock is a homosexual and, ironically enough, a homophobe. The Brock can be found in female strip clubs in an attempt to hide his tendancies as well as at many contact sporting events such as rugby
holy cow, that guy is The Brock....for sure. Just look at him

I am The Brock
by byron madison December 16, 2011
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Barackalaureate

A degree or award that is considered undeserved. Usually given to a celebrity. An honorary degree or award given to someone by default or for reasons considered undeserving. An honorary degree or award, usually given to someone who has not met the usual requirements for such a degree or award.

A person or group that receives a degree, award, or prize considered undeserved or unearned, having not met the usual requirements for winning the prize.

A fake award or degree.
"That degree on her wall is obviously a barackalaureate. She can hardly spell her own name!"

"The other guy was so bad that they HAD to give it to him! It's a barackalaureate award!"

"A Nobel Peace Prize? He hasn't done anything yet! Talk about a real barackalaureate!"
by Solar Popcorn October 9, 2009
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Holla Barack!

1. An informal saying when leaving ones company. Meaning "until next time", "contact me when you want to speak to me again" or "talk to you later". Similar to slang phrase "Holla Back" except the word "Back" is replaced with the first name of the 44th President of the United States of America BARACK Obama.
2. A re-adjusted Hip-Hop phrase (see Holla Back) to exclaim ones democratic/political position and/or support, specifically for the first African-American to hold the title/position of Head of State and Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama.
Example:
Ne-Yo: Yo Hov! I'm gonna go to the studio and write another hit.

Jay-Z: I'm just gonna stay here because I never write down my rhymes! Holla Barack!

Ne-Yo: Haha, ok I'll see u later, peace!
by DJ Lace January 16, 2009
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baracked

1. to totatally beat someone in something so bad that they have no chance whatso ever of winning..

2. to go hard on someone in an arguement wherein its obvious hu has made a better point (or won)...
Girl: Man me and mi amigo was playin dominos last night. i beat him 150 to 25.
Friend: Dayum! u Baracked his ass!!

Dude: Man me and my girl got into an arguement cuz she saw me chattin it up wit my ex....
Dudette: yh we all heard. She Baracked yo ass!!!!
by HeCallMeBae March 26, 2010
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Baracketology

The sweet, sweet combination of American politics and NCAA basketball. Also, reason #587 as to why President Obama is commonly referred to as "the man"

First coined by Sportscenter during the broadcast of President Barack Obama filling out his 2009 NCAA Basketball Tournament Bracket.
The end of March is the best time of the year! It's the only time we all get to experience Baracketology!
by Tuggernuts March 18, 2009
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