Paying attention in class

the act of ignoring your teacher, doodling, being on facebook, or otherwise being an irresponsible student, dooming yourself to an F on the test

Dude, I should have been paying attention in class, then I wouldn't be living on the streets

by Katy Bug January 29, 2009

Attention Whore

See above

Abdullah..the attention seeking asshole who makes fun of people for no reason.

by sam April 13, 2004

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder

The way psychiatrists say ADD and ADHD when they want to drug your child

"I'm afraid your child has ADD. I think he should try Ritalin.
"YOU WANNA DRUG MY KID???"
"Madam, you don't understand. The situation's precarious. Your child suffers from Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder."

by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017

attention whore

Moriah....

she that chick talking to that kid over there she is such an attention whore reminds me of moriah...

by OMGSHIT! April 2, 2009

attentionworld

A gathering of pervy people highly inclined to masterbate and autohit.

"Were you in that attentionworld last night? It was flamin'."

by Laurelina August 21, 2006

attention whore

a person who will do anything to get attention

Don't be such an attention whore. We will get to your story soon.

by The Return of Light Joker April 7, 2010

Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.

If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder

by teeceeTO July 11, 2010