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asian sensation

one who is far above all other asians; having favorable traits, overall coolness for an asian.
Not only is Theresa Yoon wicked gorgeous, she is all an asian sensation
by Ron H. May 13, 2005
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asian time

The phenomenon of adding 30 minutes to the local (Zulu) time of the observer's location.
During event planning, care must be taken to analyze each party's inherent participation in said phenomenon, adjusting the allotted preset time (+30 minutes) to vary according to transportation, clothing, hygiene, and facial appearance preparations. This can affect arrival times to an event by as much as +45 or reduce the Asian Time to only +15, but never eliminate it.
The primary victim of this phenomenon must consider the implications of Asian Time and the effects of his/her decisions.
We've said to meet up at the cafe at 8am, but I'm guessing they will show up at 0830 because they run on Asian Time.
by The Yo August 6, 2008
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Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS)

Characterized by excessive phototaking, sun visors, and fob signs.
Dude, my parents gets Asian Tourist Syndrome (ATS) every time we go on vacation. My dad takes pictures like he's trying out for National Geographic, my mom has that sun visor on, and they both love throwing up them fob signs.
by Goose Nickelic April 19, 2009
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Asian Women Syndrome

A very serious condition recognizable by several clear symptoms:
1. Persons inflicted with this condition cannot hold eye contact with others for more than 3 seconds without giggling with their hand over their mouth.
2. Persons inflicted with this condition trail off when speaking, getting more and more quiet, until their mouths seem to be moving with no sound coming out.
Asian Women Syndrome girl: "I...oh...eh..."
Guy: "Ah, bad case of AWS, eh?"
by fatalbear November 23, 2009
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Asian Fishing

When someone who is not Asian, tries to look like someone of Asian descent.
This usually occurs when someone takes the sexualized and fetishized aspects of Asian people and uses it as an "aesthetic" or for their own advantage. Asian fishing perpetuates stereotypes and completely disregards the oppression Asians have faced.
1st person: Hey, are you Asian?
2nd person: No, it's just makeup. But I'm obsessed with Asian culture.
2nd Person: Oh. I thought you were Asian. (their brain: what ...wtf... why they were just Asian fishing)
by fujiye May 29, 2021
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Asian lottery

N. Refers to "winning" the dating game by marrying an Asian woman who becomes even more attractive after gaining a few pounds.
She got married last year and can't fit in her wedding dress any more, but it looks like the weight went straight to her chest. She must have gone from a B-cup to a double-D.

Yeah, her husband won the Asian lottery.
by Sparxva July 29, 2011
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