Armadillo

While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.

Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!

by Flawed perception May 11, 2016

amadeo valentini

The most handsome man in the world. Amadeo Valentini have a big dick and he bangs girls every day. Amadeo is also one of the best in football and he scores goal after goal. He is a really nice dude and a very good friend. He is very strong and he's mussels are the biggest I've ever seen in my life.

"Amadeo Valentini is usally the nicest and the most handsome in the classroom"
"All the girls are dying to fuck him"

by Philip Engel December 13, 2016

Ahmad

Ahmad is usually a sexy guy.

Look at that sexy guy

he is probably called Ahmad

by loveyaaa December 21, 2016

apma's

Basically the grammys for alternative music. The most famous punk/ rock/ metal bands get awarded by voting on the Alternative Press website. The greatest thing about it it's that the various artists and hosts can say curse words, and the hosts most of the time are hilarious.

John: who did you voted as "best vocalist" at the apma's?

Lexie: Brendon Urie, duh! He's got an amazing voice and technique

by Mariarosa June 19, 2017

amadera

An Amadera is a girl who can play sports and is usually a brunette and a tomboy that isn't girly and doesn't wear make-up

Omg! Look over there bro, that girl is definitely an Amadera! She's fucking hot!

by _Hamilton_Lover June 19, 2017

armadillo punch

when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.

hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?

oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!

by bigballscratcher76 December 2, 2017

Amadeus

sexuality unknown, mostly gay, he is a very fat person and suck dick

You are amadeus or you are fat

by Sliskpaj December 5, 2017