Wangry

The emotion of being angry due to the disappointment of not fulfilling the urge of having a much needed wank.

A wank that was interrupted and unable to complete in the same session.
Masterbating to the point of pre-climax with a failure of climax resulting in a frustrated and angry feeling towards the Universe.

I'm so wangry now because, thanks to my aunt making a surprise visit to see the family, it's going to be hours before I can finish my wank

by MiniMonster21 May 8, 2018

Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky

by Demon weeb June 26, 2018

Wanky Doodle Dandy

A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.

Hey Shelia, I'm just nipping upstairs for a quick Wanky Doodle Dandy, be down in a few shakes!!!

by Dav3 July 26, 2006

Wanky Bum Poke

Similar in style to a Pokey Bum Wank, only with less ferocity. More for the casual opportunist than than the full blown sexual misfit. Usually using only one digit.

Hey, i heard that Ghandi was photographed having a pokey bum wank last night? Na....it was just a quick wanky bum poke, he was in a hurry

by The Lo-Brary December 16, 2008

Wanky Hanky

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.

"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"

by Mark Neilson April 26, 2006

wankrageous

Something which occurs to make one resort to an instant and furious wank.

You are taking a peaceful stroll in the park one fine summer's morning when you happen to see a young lady lying on the grass in such a manner that her stocking tops and the gusset of her gleaming white panties are clearly visible. 'That's wankrageous,' you might mutter as you whip out your sausage.

by TommyTosspot March 20, 2009

Wanky Mag

Wank magazines, as in, porno.

"Sweet sixteen is my favourite wanky mag"
"I'll have those twelf top shelve wanky mags to go, please"

by xtrasyn November 2, 2006