new manchester, west virginia 

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!

When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.

new manchester, west virginia by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017

Lovettsville, Virginia

The asshole of the wealthiest county in the nation-Loudoun

If you are from Lovettsville, Virginia you are poor and rich at the same time.

A house in lovettsville costs 500,000
A house anywhere else in loudoun county costs 1,500,000

Lovettsville, Virginia by LVHS07fromlovettsville January 8, 2011

West Virginia Chrome 

Silver duct tape.

Herschel got West Virginia Chrome on his pickup truck.

West Virginia Chrome by megnao flimpis July 13, 2003

Northern Virginia Girls 

Stuck up. Snobby. Only interested in male athletes and frat boys that wear skin tight salmon colored mini shorts and ruffled blue button up shirts.

Most conversations with them are more like Q&A sessions in THEIR favor with no reciprocation.

They spend most of their time burning money with their daddy’s credit cards and the ones that are single are latched onto some dream guy they think exists outside of their skulls.

Most just want a guy who’s a vibrator with a wallet. Future proud openly admitted housewives. Nothing more nothing less.

*disclaimer - there are very intelligent ones in the NOVA area even though they’re very rare to come across.

Northern Virginia Girls are the 21st century equivalent of Valley Girls.

Northern Virginia Girls by Poncho Sanchez August 13, 2018

Virginiaty 

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.

Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.

Virginiaty by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014

virginia haymaker 

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face

She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts

virginia haymaker by Xavier Edwards March 11, 2019

Leave Virginia 

A euphemism for losing one's virginity.

Regina: Did Katie leave Virginia yet?
Gretchen: I don't know, but she sure has her bags packed.

Leave Virginia by AVanWhoreton February 12, 2018