When you've been bigging up this years Halloween costume to everyone all month and it's now 6pm and you're leaving at 8 and all you've got is a roll of tinfoil and some green face paint.
Joe Bloggs #1: Hey Joe Bloggs #2 nice shrek costume, thought you were going as a robot?
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
Joe Bloggs #2: Ha Ha yea, turns out 2 hours isn't enough to make a decent costume, so i went with this Crap-tume instead.
by Legit(insert name here) November 1, 2017
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Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
Ed, a middle-aged attorney, decides to give up his dull life to pursue a career as a Man-tute. Unfortunately, the clientele for a middle-aged Man-tute leaves a lot to be desired.
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Get the tuter mug.A simpler and more familiar way of saying "prostitutes" for those with a great deal of experience and familiarity on the subject. Especially used by U.S. Marines serving on the island of Okinawa, Japan.
by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010
Get the Tutes mug.The hangover you get from smoking a lot of weed. It could be used about waking up the next morning and still being high. But if you smoke during the day time it can also be used about the feeling of beeing a little helpless and a little high some hours after.
Eirik: Man, I feel so sorry for all the poor kids on the TV. You know dude; we should be real greatful we grew up the way we did, with all the love and food we needed.
Henrik: I´m sorry, what did you say? I was playing snake at my mobile phone. Guess I`m still tummelumsk.
Eirik: I can`t remember what it was. Guess im a little tummelumsk to...
Henrik: I´m sorry, what did you say? I was playing snake at my mobile phone. Guess I`m still tummelumsk.
Eirik: I can`t remember what it was. Guess im a little tummelumsk to...
by Mr Ragga N`Chips November 13, 2009
Get the Tummelumsk mug."Man Cindy is such a crack-a-tute, her nose is always dusted and she always shows the guys a good time"
by Slystone December 6, 2004
Get the Crack-a-tute mug.Abbreviation of 'tutorial', used at Oxford Uni. A tutorial typically consists of one or two students spending an hour in the company of a fellow of the university, studying some aspect of their degree subject.
by TimW September 2, 2005
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