tuter

Short for the word 'computer'.

My tuter needs a serious upgrade.

by ItsARealWordISwear June 23, 2016

cum-tuter

tech no geek plays with himself a lot while watching hentai that likes to blow shit up.

Justin is a cum-tuter.

by Akex & Marksmen May 7, 2008

tuber

1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.

An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?

by Dan1271 November 13, 2007

sack of taters

A child whom you put to bed over a hour ago found hiding in their parents bed..

Oh goodness is that a sack of taters or is that Staci Dee?

by Jinxie Dee Breece October 18, 2020

Tuberculosis

A disease that killed the most Bad ass character in Red Dead Redemption 2

Arthur: We are not a charity

Man: Spits on Arthur

That’s how he got tuberculosis

by RedDeadSaidMedBed April 24, 2019

Tik-Tuber

A person from or on TikTok that post's their cringe on YouTube

1: Hey did you see that new Tik-Tuber

2: How the hell would I know you didn’t specify the person there’s like a thousand

1: Oh well nevermind

by ThatDeadsoulGuyyt July 21, 2021

teteretetere

Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere

Mike performed an amazing teteretetere on me and I can't ride my bike any more.

by guzzzi November 17, 2021