Turdstomping

When you take a shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain.

Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.

You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.

by MasculineGold June 18, 2012

Turdis

turdis is a name for a guy that's a Turd but phrased funnier. We gave this to my som after a visit to Red Robin after throwing crayons at another boy. My son has mega autism and other people bully him at school so we have to take him to Red Robin and let him throw crayons at people to soothe his autism. Micheal + Claire

My son Turdis "Durrr daddy I'm throwing crayons at the boys durrrr"

You "TURDIS! Don't do that they could beat us up"

by Sully the god May 31, 2017

turdis

A portable enclosed toilet unit, on account of its resemblance to Dr Who's time machine, the Tardis. They are usually seen at festivals and outdoor events.

Hey Steve, did you see Dr Poo during your travels in that Turdis.

by Mark123456 January 1, 2008

Turdition

A really crappy tradition.

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!

by Brown Fury May 30, 2009

turista

Montezuma's revenge, diarrhea, turista

I never had a worse case of turista than I picked up in Hackensack, New Jersey

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!

turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!

by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005

Turdstick

A term used to describe somebody who is being excessively annoying.

Student: Teacher, I want to clean my pet turtle instead of doing homework.

Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.

by turdstick1004 November 13, 2017