Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.

You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak