TTP

Tight Tummy Picture. A combination of lighting, angles, and (hopefully) figure that makes one's stomach look flat and toned in a picture. Highly grammable.

Did you see Van's new TTP on insta? What's her secret

by yourmuffin March 6, 2020

TTP

Stands for Top Tier Pussy

Guy 1: Yo Willy, I heard you got some ttp last night, good for you bro
Willy: Thanks man, it was awesome

by OminousOwl February 10, 2022

TTP Interchange

Where walt dog goes in the morning to get to school where all the lads go to have scraps. Wright dog went here and made cunts refuse then rolled them for their culture kings. In 1988 Palm dog rolled the first cunt there

At TTP Interchange some cunt got stabbed

by kel dog October 20, 2021

TTP Factor

TTP = "time to penis." The TTP Factor is the amount of time it will take in any given scenario involving a video camera before someone films their own penis. It's often quite short.

"We talked about putting cameras on the game so a customer could get his actual face onto a character, but the effort was more than we wanted to deal with. Plus, for any game with a camera there’s the TTP factor. Time to Penis. How long is it gonna take before somebody puts their penis on video? Any time there’s a camera on anything, that always happens."
- Sal Davita, Midway Games developer, from a Sports Illustrated oral history of the making of NBA Jam.

by Boomshakalaka! July 11, 2017

Joseph TTP hanna

A boy who has a passion for many careers, intrested in rap, kinesiology, modeling (even though he doesn't have the looks) according to a Joseph Hanna he get girls from another school, he also has a weird intention of moaning

Joseph TTP Hanna : all the girls at the school is beat this is why I get girls from different schools only

Guy : what do you mean I know you like a girl here

Joseph hanna: *moans

by Anonymous Bro December 13, 2018

ttphj

Through the pants hand job. Usually results in stained boxers and general insanity.

Even after dating for three months, Dan still only received ttphj's from Mikey.

by gayevents January 8, 2009

ttpmotw

a way to list off "things that pissed me off this week". commonly used as a hashtag on twitter.

#ttpmotw guy driving slow, bitches, douche bags, losing my phone, and people who forget to text back

by Muppet10000 September 9, 2011