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Trumpenese 

when Donald trump takes over the world and declares this as the new official language
i Hate learning trumpenese its so gay
Trumpenese by Star The Smol Child September 7, 2016
A republican politician that tries to out Trump the Trump in insanity but just comes out a Trump wannabe
All the other republican nominees are turning into trumplets
Trumplet by KiGavin October 11, 2016

Trumpglish 

An American English dialect, evasive and insulting in nature, primarily used in situations where eloquent and rational answer is not in the person's vocabulary and to deviate, distract and deceive from real and honest commitment. Exclusively used by con men and unqualified billionaire presidential candidates at this time.
Instead of admitting you are clueless, one can use Trumpglish to offer an evasive answer get out the situation.
Trumpglish by Thamara May 27, 2016

tromplestomped 

The act of being aggressively trompled, and then absolutely stomped because you did something terribly, terribly wrong.
Sam got tromplestomped by my Italian nonna for cutting up his spaghetti with a fork & knife, then scooping up the pieces with a spoon.
tromplestomped by Fantaxxia April 27, 2022

trumpfest 

One of them thar’ MAGA rallies where everyone responds in a Pavlovian manner to whatever the Commander in Cheat reels out into the crowd, no matter how inane or fragmented it may be.
Instead of brown shirts, we wear our red shirts and caps to the trumpfest and get this incredible feeling of “belonging,” something that most of us have never felt before!
trumpfest by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

trumpcloset 

Similar to "The closet," where people hide in their true identities, not wanting ridicule for being aligned with the identity openly. Specifically used to describe where gay people hide, while they pretend to be straight in the open world. Living in the closet eventually causes internal combustion and is typically ineffective, to boot.

The TRUMPCLOSET: Where Trump supporters/voters lurk, in shadows. They didn't have lawn signs up; they didn't show up in all polls. Women especially prone to being Trumpcloseted given option to elect a Hillary Clinton, the first woman president.

People in the Trumpcloset can be very dramatic in efforts to hide identities. Supporters could have been all #ImWithHer, flamboyantly sashaying down the streets while really thinking and believing, the ignorant, political, anti-everything hate-speech jibberish typical of those in the Trumpcloset, e.g., "I heard Obama made it a law or something that if women don't vote for the bitch they'll be arrested." Some current Trumpcloseters are trying to dial down the growing depth and breadth of collective horror, listening and cluck-clucking platitudes.
"I know we didn't want him, but let's see if he settles out of campaign bullying and gets some people behind him with balance, appealing to how he wants history to see him or something?," said Jane, speeding off in her BMr with the #HRC sticker prominently positioned, deep in her Trumpcloset, and utterly oblivious we see right through her.
trumpcloset by SAJESQNYC May 28, 2017