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Toweling 

The equivalent to planking.

To drape yourself over an object, as if becomeing or impersonating a towel. Comes from the term planking, but planking became too "lame" to partake in; thus the creation of 'toweling'.

Originated by an unintelligent teenage girl in a small suburb out side of Dallas Texas, and has swiftly taken north Texas by storm.
Demarcus "hey bro let's take some cool pictures of us planking!"
Carlos "nah man that's so old, let's go toweling!"
both boys drape themselves over an Orthodontist office sign and take pictures, soon to be uploaded to Facebook.
Toweling by Basegod4life July 23, 2011
the act of being high as fuck. derived from toweley off of south park.
kurt....are you toweled out right now?
toweled by jakeg9387 January 21, 2008

Towelism 

I'm apart of towelism
Towelism by Rockonthehouse May 31, 2018

Towelism 

–noun
the philosophical system evolved by use of cock towels and fuck towels, advocating a skeeting of complete juiciness and creaminess and of noninterference with the intercourse or masturbation, in order to attain a clean, dry sheet and body in harmony with the ejaculation.
Eugene keeps a fuck towel under his bed and cock towel behind the door, there for he is a practicing Towelism
Towelism by Chiggity Chza February 8, 2008
a secret experiment of the governments doing that is a supersmart towel that is constantly baked.
i have no idea whats going on right now
towlie by god October 13, 2003

towelette 

A towel smaller than a traditional towel, or a self cleaning wipe (moist wipes)
I clean my shoes with a towelette; I got some towelettes with my KFC
towelette by Shan-Loc December 9, 2008