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hero the dog

A badass dog that is mexican but has as japanese name that likes to pee on 13-38 year olds
Ohh man Hero the dog peed on me again
by Aoden October 17, 2017
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brook the ultimate hero badass

A man who’s loyalty knows no bounds, trained in martial arts, by an 8 stone sensei, with foundations as strong as the ryvita cracker phenomenon.
Brook the ultimate hero Badass lives near a school
by Hotdogbouncer October 9, 2021
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The HTC Hero Effect

The effect caused due to admiration of the Chin on the HTC Hero / G2 Touch such that one no longer likes any other phone which does not have a chin!

Also the Geekier form of the Lynx Effect.
Geek 1: Dude, what phone you gonna get on your upgrade?
Geek 2: No idea man, I am confused cos of the HTC Hero Effect.
by SharpShotRS April 19, 2010
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The Real Hero

White people call these people "cops" but black people normally see them as the person who killed or jailed their dad.
Now that is epic
Hey that hero fucking killed my dad
That officer is the real hero
by ObamaYoMamaNumber2 May 22, 2019
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The guitar hero

Sexual Position: Verb: You do the reach around from behind, strumming the vaginal area, while finger twiddling the breasts.
Mary: WOW! Rick really laid the guitar hero on me last night.
Susan: Yeah he must be in expert mode.
by Rick and Edward Brinford December 30, 2008
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The Guitar Hero Effect

The after effect of playing Guitar Hero for so long that everything looks like they're moving up.
Bob: I played Guitar Hero so much that everything moved up.
Josh: Dude you got the Guitar Hero Effect.
by Timatronica October 25, 2009
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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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